“Mister Carter”, yo how ya livin', Black?
I got your number, now watch me tear it to ribbons
Smack dab in the middle of your dome, where you deserve it most
You ain't Professor Griff, Poobody, so you're milquetoast
Or is it Peebody? no matter... cuz I'mma drop your body
To the ground, you won't make a sound or move around
I've said so many times before, I don't forget
The last thing you ever wanna do is pose a threat
To me, but sometimes, people do dumb things
So, that's why I forgive you although I must bring
Payback, uh, cuz revenge is too sweet, yyyep
From the day you set eyes on me you shoulda stepped
Instead of showin' out in front of your homeboys
All equal opportunity bigots, you dig it
Yeah that's the ticket
To think that you could intimidate me was funny
You played the bully but wasn't gettin' my lunch money
Steppin' to me while I was sportin' my necklace
Twenty four K, things almost got reckless
Warnin' me to run my jewels, or you'd have bad news
(Shit, I chuckled at you damn fools)
In nothin' but gym shorts, you stood there, frownin'
Like a sheriff runnin' the bad guy outta town, and
I was supposed to take you seriously? please
If I wanted to I coulda snuffed you with ease
But I've always had more sense than that so I ignored you
I spoiled your plan, until I finally bored you
And that was the start of seein' who could be harder
Me, the Marksman or that sucker Mister Carter
Mister Carter...
That's the moterfucker right there
“Mister Carter”... How can it be, bro?
A White kid with more soul than a Negro
I guess I just got a head start on your sorry ass
You mighta had a chance, had you chose to go to class
Just how far you think stickin' up people can get ya?
If I didn't hate takin' your money I would bet ya
You end up in the clink, if you're not there already
Gettin' used by a bruiser named Teddy
In, out, you scream with delight, cuz it's tight
But by the time you get out, you'll be lookin' for a fight
And I'll be waitin'... anticipatin' your arrival
The beatin' begins, then it's the end of your survival
Rivalry with me ends prematurely
I don't sleep, so it won't help to get up early
To catch me off guard, an impossibility
See, I can't be caught, all due to my agility
Son, meet Humility, he's gonna be your lifelong partner
(Check yourself, Mister Carter)
Mister Carter...
Welcome back, Mister Carter, I'm glad to see
You found the strength to return for round three
And it was inevitable, I knew it would happen
Cuz you always did think you had a knack for rappin'
Think again cuz the last time I heard you flow
I thought, oh no, this style gots to go
You strolled around on stage, but what else is new?
Runnin' your mouth, but hardly anyone heard you
Cuz they wasn't listenin', you came off soft
Then again... (you didn't come off at all, hoss)
Pop quiz, hotshot, there's two MC's
But only one with the ability to please
That would be me, while the other one, you, of course, loses
Left with only emotional bumps and bruises
Time and time again... it never ends
Every time you foolishly desire to contend
Now, what do you do? what do you do? clock's tickin
So hurry do you keep takin' lickin's or play the chicken
And hide in your shell, as I send you to hell
On a magic carpet ride, fueled by my rhyme
Well whatever you choose, it's just the nature of the beast
Cuz there'll never be a winner by the name of Maurice
With the last name of Carter, remember that, jagoff
And now I've satisfied my desire to go off on Mister Carter
Mister Carter...